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the cloud

Public, private, hybrid — cloudjunkie.cloud is the support group for people who think in availability zones. No judgment. Just clouds.

the eternal debate

public cloud vs. private cloud

Two very different vibes. Both valid. Meet the characters.

Public Cloud

// shared infra, open invite, party of thousands
  • Scales up in seconds, no hardware small talk
  • Pay-as-you-go, cancel the regret later
  • Loud, social, shows up at every region
  • Shares the room — and occasionally the noise
VS

Private Cloud

// dedicated infra, VIP rope, one tenant only
  • Full control, nobody else touches your stuff
  • Built for compliance, audits, and trust issues
  • Predictable performance, predictable bill
  • Scaling means an actual phone call
supported habits

whatever you're hooked on, we've got you

Public, private, or running your own bare metal — cloudjunkie.cloud talks to all of it.

AWSpublic cloud
Azurepublic cloud
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OpenStackprivate cloud
VMwareprivate cloud
HPEprivate cloud
Hyper-Vprivate cloud
OpenShiftprivate cloud
the support group

what you get when you join

cloudjunkie.cloud doesn't judge your architecture decisions. We just help you make better ones.

Multi-cloud chat

A weekly thread where junkies trade war stories from AWS, Azure, and GCP without starting a holy war.

Private cloud clinic

Office hours for figuring out if you actually need dedicated infra or just like the idea of a VIP rope.

Migration intervention

You're not "just testing" a third cloud provider. We'll talk you through it. Or down from it.

Uptime confessionals

Anonymous stories from the trenches: the outage, the rollback, the 3am page. We've all been there.

ready to admit you have a cloud problem?

Drop your email. We'll send one good cloud thing a week — no spam, no egress fees, no judgment.

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